Thursday, 29 November 2012

sexiest girl of the week - Keeley Hazell

Despite consistently making the top five in FHM's 100 Sexiest list, Keeley Hazell has never nabbed the top spot.Her 2008 calendar topped's best-seller list.
She's posed naked for PETA, saying: "Once you learn how the fur trade treats animals, it's impossible to think of wearing fur as sexy or glamorous."She's also a keen environmentalist, and was hailed a “hero” by the Conservatives in 2006. Amen to that.
You can have a look at some more of Keelley's photos on the FHM UK website.
Link is bellow:
<a href="">Keeley Hazell Gallery On</a>

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

Funny, Stupid, and Banned Commercials

I really do not understand why some people found these advertisements offensive and they had to be banned. Really?Personally I think if people can't watch it with an open mind they must just change the channel. It's not like they are forced to watch it. 
Anyway, watch these adds and hare it with your friends, they are really funny.
I thought the one with the "beer goggles" where hilarious.

Here's the link... because some of you are unable to view the clip because your boss caught you on Facebook or You-tube and now everybody have to suffer because of you.


Sunday, 25 November 2012

WTF did the wedding invite say about Fish and Chip?

Just when I think I have seen it all, I found this add on Gumtree, basically it's a fish and chips catering van for hire at weddings. What kind of wedding do you have where guest have to line up to get a serving of fish and chips?

Ok, I can understand if they offer their service at a party or any other event other than a wedding.

But wait, there is more, they say that they offer a flexible range of services for you to adapt to suit your requirements. Whether it's beer you would like adding to your batter to make it extra special or a choice of fresh petis pois peas with mint as well as traditional mushy peas...just ask and they will be happy to cater to your needs.

If you are zef enough and want these guys at your wedding, check out their link on Gumtree.

Thursday, 22 November 2012

sexiest girl of the week - Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson

Sexiest girl of the week is Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, for you who do not know who she is .....she is also known as Katy Perry.
And yes, she is sexy. have a look

Here is a bit of info on her, if you are really interested:
She is an American singer, songwriter, and actress.
Perry was born and raised in Santa Barbara, California around the influence of gospel music.
Born: October 25, 1984 (age 28), Santa Barbara
Height: 1.73 m
Albums: Teenage Dream, Katy Hudson, One of the Boys, MTV Unplugged, (A) Katy Perry
Parents: Keith Hudson, Mary Perry

Monday, 19 November 2012

And you thought your ride is bad.

And you thought your ride is bad.

If you think your train / taxi or bus ride is a living hell, then spare a thought for these subway passengers in Tokyo. Packed like sardines into sweaty, claustrophobic carriages. (on SA's metro rail it is probably the same, but might smell worse. lol)

These passengers can barely breathe let alone move about freely. The photographs are the work of Michael Wolf, a German-born artist who has been capturing the cramped conditions of Japan's capital for 15 years. Eleven million commuters use Tokyo's transport network every morning, with suburban and subway trains reliably packed to the brim from first light to late morning.

Now firstly I want to know why the photographer spent 15 years taking these photos. What's up with that?

I remember when I was in college...back in the day, the early morning train used to be so packed that you literally felt like you were in a mosh pit and at each station the train comes to a sudden stop, you do not have to hold on to anything, because it was part of the fun. Bumping and jumping into old ladies are fun. 
Good times.
My bad.

Saturday, 17 November 2012

People getting scared, funny, very funny.

Sometimes you manage to scare your friends so well that you wish you recorded the whole thing, but sometimes people get it on video. Not just how they managed to get their big friends to scream like a little girl , but also wet their pants and punch straight through their PC's screen. 
I found this clip and thought you might laugh as loud as I did.
Share it with your friends.
As a bonus to my friends in SA, the last guy is a "regte afrikaanse boerseun" screaming like girl and running away.

Friday, 16 November 2012

Tolla van der Merwe - Die Drie Varkies en Rooikappie

Tolla van der Merwe - Die Drie Varkies en Rooikappie
Only South-Africans can appreciate (and understand) the man that was "tolla".

Watch this video clip I found on you-tube, awesome.

Sexiest girl of the week - Michaela Kocianova

This week's sexiest girl of the week award goes to  Michaela KocianovaStarring former Victoria's Secret model Michaela Kocianova, the lingerie shoot from Spanish label Blanco is as simple as they come. A beautiful woman in black and white.
Simple & sexy.

Wednesday, 14 November 2012

Turbo charged old-school tractor.

Have you ever seen a hillbilly with a turbo charged 240 Volvo engine & a old-school tractor? With a bit of effort and brain-cells to accomplish what "Pietie" set out to do, this Volvo engine allows it to literally tear up the fields and smoke its tires on tar.

Saturday, 10 November 2012

Sexiest girl of the week - Wonderbra model Natasha Barnard

Sexiest girl of the week - Wonderbra model Natasha Barnard

After Wonderbra's nationwide competition to find the girl with the best chest, Natasha B walked away with the Wonderbra crown. And deservedly so.

Twenty two year-old Natasha Barnard – brown hair, blue eyes, 34C, insanely beautiful - has probably been lusted over since puberty and as a model with some years under her belt will be accustomed to flashing bulbs and excited shouts of “love it…wonderful…gorgeous” from scores of men behind a lens. Last week the hottie from Emalahleni was revealed as the new Wonderbra girl, automatically booking an escalation of those flashing lights, along with Google searches and wallpapers saved.

Thursday, 8 November 2012

New SA Bank Notes - monopoly money or ANC plan?

On Tuesday South African Reserve Bank introduced the new Mandela Bank Notes.
Obviously people do not like change, but most of us welcomed the new look of the bank notes, BUT
the question I would like to ask IS....(and this is will hopefully make you question things in life ,if you are not just another sheep following the sheep in front of them)


Mandela might be a hero to some or a terrorist to others. The fact of the matter is that he is just a tool being used for the wrong reason.

If it was up to me, I would put all the past heroes on the new notes. What about Gandhi & Bishop Tutu.

The Ten Best Gangster Nicknames

The Ten Best Gangster Nicknames

“Joey Cupcakes” pled not guilty this month. That would be Joseph “Joey Cupcakes" Urgitano, charged with taking a metal baseball bat and doing a number on two men who were harassing a woman on West 14th Street in New York City in August. For our money, we believe “Joey Cupcakes.” For two reasons: (1) With a nickname like that, dollars to donuts he would stand up for a dame in distress and (2) His lawyer is the great Murray “Don’t Worry” Richman. For this kind of charge, that’s the best kind of legal money can buy. Anyway, if you’re going to go into the business of crime (and we’re not saying “Joey Cupcakes” is in that business) then you need yourself a nice nickname, one that people and, more importantly, the press, will remember. Here are 10 of our favorites:

1. Ciro “The Artichoke King” Terranova

Ciro was a turn of the century gangster who knew how to turn a profit: He would buy California artichokes for $6 a crate and then sell them in New York City at a 40% mark-up. Now this was a guy who knew how to make a business run! And there were no complaints from the paying customers. None.

2. Tony “The Ant” Spilotto

Tony was given his nickname by legendary FBI agent William F. Roemer, Jr who once referred to him as “that little pissant.” The Ant, who died in 1986, handled all of the Las Vegas casino profits for organized crime, known in their lingo as “the skim.”

3. Louie “Ha-Ha” Attanasio

The nickname came to him because he always cracked up whenever he heard another gangster had died. He had a brother with the same habit—Bobby “Ha Ha.” Louie is in federal lock-up in Ohio, eligible for parole in 2018. Who’s laughing now? Not us, Louie. Honestly.

4. Phil “The Chicken Man” Testa

Phil was also known as “the Julius Cesar of the Philadelphia Mob”, which is kind of more dignified. His sillier nickname came about because of a severe case of chicken pox he suffered as a child, that left his face scarred and marked. He died in 1981.

5. Gerlando “George From Canada” Sciascia

Care to take a guess? Yep, he was a Montreal capo rubbed out for unknown reasons.

6. Albert “The Mad Hatter” Anastasia

The Royal Highness of mob hits and the main triggerman for Murder, Inc., Anastasia met his end while sitting in a barber chair in New York City in 1957.

7. Abe “Kid Twist” Reles

Another Murder, Inc. member who got his nickname courtesy of his favorite candy. He was going to turn informant and was hidden away at the Half-Moon Hotel in Coney Island. Six detectives were guarding his room, but still, somehow, someone got in and threw him out a window to his death. The tabloids were kind to Kid Twist: They called him “the canary that couldn’t fly.”

8. Dominic “Sonny Black” Napolitano

Sonny had beach-blond hair by the time he turned 40, so he dyed it black—hence the nickname. He was the Capo who let FBI agent Joe Pistone into his crew posing as gangster Donnie Brasco. Let’s just say that decision did not sit well with his bosses.
9. Frank “The Prime Minister” Costello

Also known as the “Chairman of the Board.” He was such a powerful mob boss that when he testified in front of the televised Kefauver Hearings looking into organized crime in 1951, he refused to let the cameras show his face. They showed only his hands and viewers heard only his voice. Marlon Brando studied those hand gestures and mastered that voice for his role as Don Vito Corleone in The Godfather.
10. Sam “Golf Bag” Hunt

Sam was one of Al Capone’s most trusted hit men and carried all his weapons in a golf bag he lugged everywhere he went. He wasn’t much of a golfer, but he was pure magic when it came to a hole in one.

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Cee Lo wheels around in custom Rolls Royce.

Cee Lo wheels around in custom Rolls Royce.

Staying true to his flamboyant style, Cee Lo traded glossy paint for a custom matte black finish, whitewall tires and red accents as he wheeled around before filming The Voice on Monday night.

What an awesome ride.

If you have the money.....why not have the toys.

Friday, 2 November 2012

Kaptein Skuim - Langarm Style, yes it's SA's ripoff of Ganham Style music video

Yes, there is another ripoff of the famous ganham Style music video. Proudly South African, lol
Starring Kaptein Skuim - Langarm Style.
I must apologize to the English speaking people that do not understand the lyrics, but then again.... no one could understand the lyrics of the original Ganham Style song, so I guess it is ok.

Produced by Sandmann Productions.

Sexiest girl of the week is Mila-Kunis

Mila-Kunis gets the award for sexiest girl of the week.

Milena Markovna "Mila" Kunis (Ukrainian: Мілена "Miлa" Куніс, Russian: Милена "Mилa" Кунис; born August 14, 1983;) is an American actress. At the age of seven, she moved from Ukraine to Los Angeles, with her family. After being enrolled in acting classes as an after-school activity, she was soon discovered by an agent. She appeared in several television series and commercials, before acquiring her first significant role prior to her 15th birthday, playing Jackie Burkhart on the television series That '70s Show. A year later, she was cast as the voice of Meg Griffin on the animated series Family Guy.

Her breakout film role came in 2008, playing Rachel Jansen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Subsequent film roles included Mona Sax in Max Payne, Solara inThe Book of Eli, Jamie in Friends with Benefits, and Lori in Ted. Her performance as Lily in Black Swan gained her worldwide accolades, including receiving thePremio Marcello Mastroianni for Best Young Actor or Actress at the 67th Venice International Film Festival, and nominations for a Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actress and a Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role.

She was signed as the face of the Christian Dior fashion handbags campaign for 2012.

At the age of 18, she began a relationship with actor Macaulay Culkin that lasted eight years.

And from there on it was history.