This is the worst Christmas Dinner mistranslated menu items

Anyone for crap eggs with a side of nausea sauce? Hilarious mistranslated menu items that definitely won't whet your appetite.

Who's in the mood for some crap eggs with bamboo flavor? How about some half grilled chicken & herpes or the car hit cheese bacon mushroom face? Here are some hilarious menu items, mostly from East Asian countries, that got lost in translation. 

Laugh as you read and try not to lose your lunch thinking about them too hard.