World’s largest penis arouses suspicion.

A man who is said to have the world’s largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants, a report has said. According to MailOnline, Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through security.

 

The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a “very noticeable” bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential “biological threat”, the report said. The former computer games reviewer has featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 23cm limp and 34cm when aroused.

He was quoted as saying: “I had my stuff strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ‘Yes’. I said, ‘It’s my d***’.” “He gave me a pat down, but made sure to go around my penis with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.” According to MailOnline, Falcon, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal detector, added: “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.”

He aroused suspicions at San Francisco Airport on his way to New York. “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

Cops probe man who cooked his genitals.

Remember the guy that served his Penis to paying diners?
Well, his in the news again.

Tokyo police are investigating whether a man who cooked his own severed genitals and served them to five paying diners committed a crime.

Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before cooking them at a public event in May.

Diners each paid 20 000 yen ($250) for a portion.
The police probe came after the mayor of Suginami ward, the Tokyo district where the event took place, said it had involved the display of obscene objects.

“Many residents of Suginami and elsewhere have expressed a sense of discomfort and feeling of apprehension over this,” Mayor Ryo Tanaka said in a statement on Monday.
A Tokyo police spokeswoman acknowledged the complaint, but declined to give further details, citing “an ongoing investigation”.

Sugiyama, a painter in his 20s who defines himself as “asexual”, did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
In an email to AFP in May, he confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about “sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people”.

In tweets on May 18, the artist said steps were taken so his act met all relevant laws, including a ban on organ sales, processing of medical waste and even food sanitation requirements.

Sugiyama said his genitals had been removed by a physician and certified free of infections. - Sapa-AFP