Music Video: Gangnam Style - Psy

Currently being hailed by the internet as the greatest music video ever. FHM's not so sure it's that good, even though they definitely do rate it as awesome! 

I just like the beat. haha.

But you got to hand it to the Koreans...they are funny the way they do things.

You don't even need to know what he is singing about, it's just as entertaining to watch.

Watch this music video, it's cool.

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6TH STUDIO ALBUM [PSY 6甲]
▶ NOW available on iTunes: http://bit.ly/NWJhWD
▶ YG-eShop: http://bit.ly/MlE373

From 2 years of break, PSY is finally coming back with his 6th album 'PSY6甲'!
The album's weighty title song 'Gangnam Style' is composed solely by PSY himself from lyrics to choreography. The song is characterized by its strongly addictive beats and lyrics, and is thus certain to penetrate the foundations of modern philosophy.

가수 싸이가 6집 앨범 '싸이6甲(싸이육갑)'으로 2년 만에 전격 컴백한다!
타이틀 곡은 싸이가 직접 작사·작곡한 '강남스타일'로 싸이는 멜로디, 가사, 안무 등 다방면에서 강한 중독성을 보여 줄 예정이다.

For More Information @
http://www.facebook.com/officialpsy
http://twitter.com/ygent_official
http://me2day.net/psyfive
http://www.psypark.com
App Store: http://goo.gl/l9TU6
Google Play: http://goo.gl/UiEn1

The 50 Hottest Olympians Blazing London This Summer

As you all know, the 2012 Olympic games are here. But wait, there is more....
Now you can check out the 50 hottest Olympians in London.
Even you coach potatoes that only enjoy watching the crap on SABC can now enjoy & appreciate the effort these sportsmen & women to achieve their goal. And I am not talking about looking hot, I'm talking about winning the "GOLD'.

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The 2012 Summer Olympic athletes aren’t the only ones who are going to need to hit the showers after competition, we’re going to need a cool down too! Olympians are bringing the heat to this summer’s games in London with scorching hot bods and impeccable bone structure to boot. And let us just say, we are damn proud to be Americans. So many of our top sexiest athletes hail from these United States. We clearly have an obsession with Ryan Lochte and don’t worry, he’s in there, but Michael Phelps, Andy Roddick, Hope Solo, Lolo Jones also make an appearance along with plenty of their fellow Team USA competitors that we can’t get enough of. And of course, what would the Olympic games be without sportsmanship? We also mixed in plenty of foreign flavor from Spain, Brazil, Norway and Switzerland amongst so many others. It’s taking everything we’ve got not to book our flights to London while simultaneously writing this post. All hail the hotties sprinting, jumping, dunking, swimming, kicking, rowing, serving, and working their spectacular butts off. Viewers, you are going to need a towel and a glass of water for this one…

Open this link to view all 50 hotties.
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Curlers in die harre. Ne.

Sometimes for some reason people just do things that they should not do.
Like going to the Spur with curlers in their hair or going to Canal Walk shopping mall with their kids...with curlers in their hair.
WTF is up with that. It's not like running out of a burning building with your PJs.
That I can understand, but really ,leave it at home next time.

Bellow is a pict of a woman in Worcester Spur with curlers.
And the two kids in Toys r Us - Canal Walk bellow that.
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Not The Sexiest girl this week. Yo-Landi Visser

To the guys & girls that follow my blog I must appologize for not posting the sexiest girl this week. I am rather giving Yo-Landi Visser from Die Antwoord the award for Not the sexiest girl of the week.
For those that don't know who she is .....hint.......i like you freeky.
Now you should know who this is.
Although this girl has a body of an 18 year old and as tight as a bun, I just can't give her the award for being sexy. It must be the hair. Yes, and the contacts she was wearing in that music video is freeky.
Yo-Landi did not become famous overnight, it took years of hard work and being Zeff, but she will be around for a while.
Check her out on the cover of the SA FHM

More about Yolandi Visser
Also known as Yo-Landi Vi$$er /Anica The Snuffling / Anri du Toit
Origin Cape Town, South Africa Genres Rap/Hip hop Rave Electronic
Years active 2001 – present
Labels Interscope, Cherrytree,Polydor, Rhythm Records
Associated acts MaxNormal.TV The Constructus Corporation Die Antwoord Website http://www.dieantwoord.com
Yolandi Visser (Yo-Landi Vi$$er, born Anri Du Toit) is a South African singer/rapper who co-fronts the rap-rave group Die Antwoord.
She was also part of notable music and art groups MaxNormal.TV and The Constructus Corporation.
She has a child named Sixteen Jones with frequent collaborator and fellow Die Antwoord frontman Watkin Tudor Jones.

You Heard "Die Antwoord", now listen to "Die Vraag"

You have all heard " Die Antwoord " (the answer)
Now you can listen to " Die Vraag " (the question)
Lekker Zeff. Awesome!

Check the clip bellow.

Dark Knight Rises Shooting suspect in court. James Holmes

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Julius is now working as an agent - Check out his "Agent Mobile"

Some time ago I was wondering what would happen to JuJu if he would leave the ACNYL. Who would employ him. What kind of a company could benefit from this businessman? mmm
I was beginning to think he will only have one option and that is to become president by buying his way in or corrupting the system.

Since then I have not given it much thought. Until the $hit hit the fan for Julius and ... we'll you know the rest.
Anyway, long story short.

I have found the "Agent Julius" he is now working for Remax.

Check out his "Agent Wagon" below.

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World’s largest penis arouses suspicion.

A man who is said to have the world’s largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants, a report has said. According to MailOnline, Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through security.

 

The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a “very noticeable” bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential “biological threat”, the report said. The former computer games reviewer has featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 23cm limp and 34cm when aroused.

He was quoted as saying: “I had my stuff strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ‘Yes’. I said, ‘It’s my d***’.” “He gave me a pat down, but made sure to go around my penis with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.” According to MailOnline, Falcon, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal detector, added: “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.”

He aroused suspicions at San Francisco Airport on his way to New York. “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

The Dark Knight Rises Opening Weekend Marred By Tragedy, Shooter Kills 14 People At Cinema

A midst all the excitement of The Dark Knight Rises opening weekend, a horrible tragedy has completely shocked the world and totally ruined the joy of the movie finally releasing. While the cast of the film is in Europe for the grand opening, back home is where the calamity happened. 14 people were shot dead by a masked gunman yesterday at the film’s premiere that was screened at the Century Aurora 16 Movie Theater in Denver, Colorado. 30-40 people are also reported to have been injured in the shooting. Initial reports stated that 10 people were murdered, but more have succumbed to their injuries in hospitals since then. 

Radio updates said that the gunman had a mask on, and just opened fire around the cinema, during the midnight show of the movie. The shooter also set off a smoke or tear gas bomb — details are still emerging about that. Apparently, people initially thought that the “gunshots were part of the movie” but soon realized the truth. We are just so torn up by this news and our thoughts and prayers are going out to all the people and families affected by this. 9 News, Colorado is reporting that the suspect is in police custody as of 2 AM today, and we hope justice is served quickly.

The GQ Model Search 2012

10 sexy ladies get my vote for sexiest girl of the week.

Ten drop dead up and coming models writhing around in their undies and competing for a chance to be featured in GQ magazine.

If you're not familiar, let us refresh your memory: The GQ Model Search involves us photographing 10 hot girls, getting them to answer some questions and then getting you to vote for who you'd like to see in the magazine.

What's in it for you? Well, despite the obvious, a signed copy of GQ by the girl you voted for, plus the opportunity to see even more of her in your favourite mag.

The process is simple. Scroll through the images above, get to know the girls a bit better, then vote for your favourite below by selecting her name in the drop down bar below. If there's a girl you want to see more of, we suggest you get involved, because there are loads more where these pictures came from. And if last year's Model Search is anything to go by...well, let's just say the competition got pretty heated.

Happy voting gents, may your favourite girl win.

Meet last year's winner, Rozanna.

To enter, simply click on the link below, scroll through the list of girls and fill in your details.

the-gq-model-search-2012

My favorite is:
Name: Marine
Agency: Full Circle Model Management

Ever done something wild to get ahead? I used to have a fake ID when I was sixteen, which I'd use to get into a club. It didn't work, by the way.
Bikinis, briefs or g-strings? G-strings.
Has modeling left you naughty or nice? Both in a sense, but I'd say a little bit naughty especially when you travel. It's always a fight between good and evil (laughs).
Any secret talents? I have a very long tongue and I can touch my nose with it. I'm also double-jointed.

Sometimes you see the most random things. Even in Houtbay.

Sometimes you see the most random things just sitting down and ordering something to eat.A few weeks ago I was in Houtbay and had lunch in one of their restaurants at the harbor and saw the following at the back of the menu.
I thought it was very funny.
Reading this made me look around and I swear that the person that wrote this was sitting in the restaurant checking out the scene and just wrote down what he experienced.

Yes the waitress did have nice legs.
I did not order the duck.
The table did not smell like old people, but there were about 50 old people sitting all around me.
Made me feel like I was in an old age home having Sunday lunch.
You could smell the seals, not seaweed. But I ordered a beer.
The hostess looked more like a pirate, she had one eye that kept on looking at me while talking to my wife.
Other thank that the service and food was great.
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Bellow is a picture I took from another restaurant the day before, The weather was not so good that day.

Hosh Tokolosh - official music video is here.

I have been waiting so long for this music video from Jack Parow.
I am a big fan of his music and hope that some of you that do not like his music at least find his lyrics to be funny as sh-it.
Check out Jack Parow - official music video Hosh Tokolosh.

Jack Parow Dangerously Romantic Afrikaans Rapper
I was really drunk and was watching Pirates of the Caribbean and I said: "Fuck Jack Sparrow the pirate of the Caribbean, I'm Jack Parow, pirate of the caravan park." Jack Parow

A brief history.
Twenty-eight years ago, Zan der Tyler was born in Parow, Cape Town. Today he is known as Jack Parow, original donker dodgy afrikaans rapper. Contrary to popular belief, his wild-fire success did not happen overnight. Jack started out rapping with crews from the Cape Flats and has been at it for nine years.

He studied to be a mechanic, but had to take jobs like packing fish in Cape Town harbour and allocated graves for the Cemetery Division of the Cape Town municipality to support his rap habit. Performing only for a beer and pizza soon changed, when his collaboration with Die Heuwels Fantasties on the track, Die Vraagstuk, put him in the limelight.

It's been almost two years since his breakthrough in 2009 and since Jack Parow has released his first self-titled full length album that struck gold within two weeks of its release and went platinum within a year; headlined at major festivals in South Africa; toured Europe and played before packed out shows there. His music video for the hit Cooler as Ekke has over 1 million views on YouTube. His songs are hits on national radio stations and he has been on prime TV shows and on covers and centre-folds of publications in South Africa and in Europe.

Jack Parow released an EP in December 2009. It was released on a USB flash drive in the shape of an ice-cream, and featured 10 songs as well as 6 music videos, only 600 of these flash drives were produced. They were sold out instantly.

Buy the album online at: http://www.klicktrack.com/klicktrack/releases/jack-parow/ice-cream-usb-ep?cp=162 
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DtJy skewe oog strike back.

Soos dit nou maar gaan ,moet ons elke jaar 'n party van die jaar gooi vir charity . Hierdie jaar was dit 'n regte challenge gewees om 'n goeie dj te kry om ons sokkie aan te vuur. Die keuse was tussen DJ "tik kop" en DtJy..ST aka skewetiet. Hos Ja
Dinge het goed gelyk toe al die mense opdaag, maar toe daag DJ tik kop glad nie op nie.
Gellukkig het DtJy ST vir ons 'n paar lekker nommers op haar mixing desk gespeel. Dit was sommer net beter hoe later en hoe leer die bottels geraak het.
Ongelukkig het die dop vroeg opgeraak en ons moes die charity varkie saam sleep na die shibeen toe ,waar ons nog so paar long tomms kon kry.
Die aand het goed afgesluit met die pote wat ons kom stil maak het en hel op al die mal kinners op te laai.
As julle 'n donasie wil maak vir charity, bel my. Ek en 'n paar vriende sal daar kom braai by jou. (op jou onkoste)
As julle vir DtJy ST wil book, kontak my ,ek is seker sy sal kan doen met so paar extra bucks. Sy het voortande nodig voor Christmas.
Hieronder is so 'n fototjie van DtJy ST in aksie.
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Use your pc like Tom Cruise did his in Minoroty Report. It's called Leap motion!

Leap Motion's not the household name Kinect is, but it should be — the company's motion-tracking system is more powerful, more accurate, smaller, cheaper, and just more impressive. Leap CTO David Holz came by the Verge's New York offices to give us a demo of the company's upcoming product (called The Leap), and suffice to say we're only begrudgingly returning to our mice and keyboards.

The Leap uses a number of camera sensors to map out a workspace of sorts — it's a 3D space in which you operate as you normally would, with almost none of the Kinect's angle and distance restrictions. Currently the Leap uses VGA camera sensors, and the workspace is about three cubic feet; Holz told us that bigger, better sensors are the only thing required to make that number more like thirty feet, or three hundred. Leap's device tracks all movement inside its force field, and is remarkably accurate, down to 0.01mm. It tracks your fingers individually, and knows the difference between your fingers and the pencil you're holding between two of them.Fine-tuned motion control can change medical technology, games, and everything in betweenHolz showed off a number of different use cases for Leap Motion's technology. The simplest thing it can do is simulate a touch screen, so you can interact with any display as if it were touch-enabled — we were slicing pineapples in Fruit Ninja in seconds, without a moment of extra development or additional software.Developers that do take advantage of the Leap's SDK will be able to do much more, however, and the possibilities appear to be limited only by your imagination. All kinds of different apps are being developed: some could improving remote surgery, others allow easier navigation through complex models and data, and others might put you square in the middle of a first-person shooter. It's like holding the Mario Kart steering wheel, but on a whole new level.Rather than mapping particular gestures (cross your arms to close the app, draw a circle to open a new window), Holz said developers are being encouraged to provide constant dynamic feedback. No one needed to be taught what pinch-to-zoom meant — it's the natural thing to try and do on a touchscreen, and as soon as you start pinching or spreading it becomes clear what happens. That's the paradigm for the Leap, Holz says: you should always be able to just do something, and the app or device should respond.You can buy a Leap next year, but it might be inside your other devices tooLeap Motion's plans are huge (Holz mentioned a few times wanting to totally upend traditional computing methods) but the company's playing its cards close. The Leap will cost $70 when it's released — sometime between December and February — and Leap Motion is also working with OEMs to embed its technology into devices. The Leap is about the size of a USB drive, but Holz says it could easily be no larger than a dime, so adding it to a laptop or tablet shouldn't be difficult.Developers are apparently beating down the company's doors for access to the technology — Holz said thousands of Leaps will be given away in the next few months, before it's released to the public. That's no surprise: after only a few minutes of cutting fruit, scrolling around maps and webpages, and navigating through huge 3D spaces, all without ever touching a thing, we're pretty sure we've seen the next big thing in computing.The natural comparison to any motion control is Minority Report, an imagined future everyone seems to desperately want to come true. We asked Holz about the comparison, and if Leap Motion's technology meant we'd all have Tom Cruise's awesome PreCrime dashboard in the future."No," he told us. "It'll be even better."

Paramedics on scene at N2 Sir Lowries Pass after rocks fell onto two cars.

Paramedics on scene at N2 Sir Lowries Pass after rocks fell onto two cars. Six children and six adults fortunately escaped with only minor injuries. Sir Lowries pass closed till further notice. Thank you to the paramedics and emergency services for assisting on scene.
Lucky...very lucky.

Updated story bellow.

Boulders, some as big as cars, say traffic authorities, crashed down the side of the Hottentots-Holland mountain and on to Sir Lowry’s Pass on Sunday, injuring 12 people and forcing the closure of the N2 at Bot River.
Relentless rain over the weekend loosened the rocks, causing the fall. Authorities feared on Sunday night that more rocks would roll down the mountain and on to the road.

Extreme weather over much of the country caused havoc on the roads and in some towns, making it almost impossible for thousands of travellers to get home.
The Karoo towns of Beaufort West and Three Sisters were brought to a standstill owing to heavy snowfalls, large parts of the Southern and Eastern Cape were flooded, and the road from the Free State to the Western Cape was closed, also as a result of snow.
The rockfall on Sir Lowry’s Pass forced thousands of holidaymakers returning to the city after the school holidays to use the coastal road, via Kleinmond, said provincial traffic chief Kenny Africa.
There was low visibility on the pass and rocks were strewn across two of the three lanes.

ER24 spokesman Werner Vermaak said six children and six adults were taken to hospital for minor injuries after two cars were hit by falling rocks late on Sunday.

Some of the motorists travelling through the pass took to Twitter to warn others about falling rocks, limited visibility and traffic congestion on both sides of the N2.

Si Maclennan said driving down Sir Lowry’s Pass was a very tense and scary experience.

“There was almost zero visibility ahead – you could only see about 100m in front of you.
“As I drove past a big rock fell on the road. Emergency services were busy clearing the scene after a car smashed into a falling rock,” said Maclennan.
Justin Lawrence tweeted: “Coming over Sir Lowry’s Pass, can’t see two metres in front of the car.”
On Sunday night, the N2 was still closed and traffic from Hermanus to Cape Town was diverted via the R44 (Clarence Drive). – Additional reporting by Lynnette Johns

Man threatens to set himself on fire over cellphone bill he can't pay.

I don't know about you but this will never happen in good old South Africa. The staff & security will probably encourage him to do so. While all this is happening someone will start robbing the store, because it will draw such a croud and it will be easy to slip away. The hobos will line up for a free pair of shoes and take advantage of the heat. It is super cold this winter.
That's how I see it playing out.
Read what really happened below.

A day after Haifa resident Moshe Silman sets himself on fire during a social justice protest in Tel Aviv, an Ariel resident threatens to burn himself in a cell phone store in Petah Tikva.
 The man, 52, walked into an Orange store while carrying a bottle of inflammable liquid in his hand. He told the salespeople that he had a debt of NIS 20,000 with the cell phone company and that he was unable to pay it.
The suspect threatened to pour inflammable liquid and set himself on fire. The store's security guard, who witnessed the incident, quickly grabbed the man and managed to take away the bottle.
Police officers who were called to the scene detained the suspect and took him in for an investigation. The police have yet to decide whether to hold the man or release him under limiting conditions.
Meanwhile, Silman, who suffered burns on over 90% of his body, remains in critical condition. He has been hospitalized at the Sheba Medical Center at Tel Hashomer, where doctors are fighting for his life.

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Sexiest girl of the week is Tanit Phoenix

This week's sexiest girl ...and also most daring model award goes to Tanit Phoenix

They say models and actors have to be fearless and act natural when they are put in difficult situations.
Tanit took this as a challenge and really put herself in "harms way"
Watch her latest photo-shoot with Panjo below and see why I think she deserves this award.

FYI
Her specs are:
Height: 1.75 | 5'9
Bust: 87 | 34 1/2 B
Waist: 65 | 25 1/2
Hips: 90 | 35 1/2
Shoe: 6 / 39
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Green

Acting Profile:

Training:
5 years screen actors studio
Private Coaching (Alletta Bezuidenhout and Tony Perris)
Voice Training (Alletta Bezuidenhout)

Languages:
English and Afrikaans

Accents:
English, American, French, South African, Russian/ European

Experience:
Megan Alba in Crazy Monkey, directed by Trevor Clarence
Candy in “Lord of War” directed by Andrew Nicol.
Alexandria in “Maya” directed by Eric Manning
Angel in “Gallow walker” directed by Andrew Goth
Malachi’s associate in “Charlie Jade” episodes 15+16,
Australian TV series, directed by Anton Bebe
Leads in 20 international/ 13 national commercials.

Special talents:
Ballet, yoga, swimming, kickboxing, muaytai, fire spinning,
tennis, horse riding, bungi jumping, play the guitar, have harness/
wire experience.

Back flip fail. Must see.

Boys will be boys and if you see two or more of them just hanging around, you can be sure that they will do something stupid to pass the time. And there is always one that will try something crazy to like this guy below.What a way to start your Friday the 13th.

Normally "The classic back flip fail" involves the back flipper faceplanting heavily. This time it takes the fail in a whole new direction... It's almost worse if they do not get hurt. Now his friends  are just laughing at him. Is that not what friends are for?
Watch the clip below to see what happened.
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How NOT to park your Merc in GP

I've seen some crazy stupid people in my life, but I can only imagine that this idiot don't know how to use the handbrake or is just plain stupid.
I don't know what happened, but only know that this happened in JHB 29 March this year.
Wonder how the driver explained it and if "outsurance" will handle this claim "hassle free"
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What to do with an outdated PC...

I think it's definitely one of the best ways to use a PC that have crashed.
No more problems & upgrades, just burn baby burn.
If you have any 286 or 486, this is what you need to to with it.
And call me so that we can have a braai.
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World's smallest fire extinguisher.

This weekend I saw the World's smallest fire extinguisher in my friend Wendy's kitchen. I'm sure this will work perfectly for a gasleak. Lol.
NOT
This is in actually a lighter. I have seen some cool ones over the years, but I think Sipho or Tshulani will have his hands full trying to put a fire out using this one.
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Justin Bieber pulled over for speeding.

Los Angeles - Pop star Justin Bieber was pulled over for speeding down a Los Angeles freeway in his flashy but environmentally friendly sports car on Friday. Police said they were investigating reports that he was being chased by paparazzi photographers. The 18-year-old singer was driving his chrome-bodied Fisker Karma, a luxury hybrid-electric roadster, west of downtown Los Angeles, when he was stopped by California Highway Patrol officers. The Canadian-born performer told officers he was being chased on the freeway by paparazzi, but a second car that police saw pursuing the performer's automobile at high speed got away without being stopped, a Highway Patrol spokesperson said. Bieber, whom police described as polite and co-operative when pulled over, was issued a traffic ticket for speeding and was released, CHP spokesperson Saul Gomez said. He added that Bieber was cited for driving 80 miles per hour (129km/h) in a 65mph (105km/h) zone. 'Careless, reckless' But a Los Angeles city councilman who happened to be driving on that portion of the freeway at the time said the Fisker Karma that roared past him was doing at least 100mph (160km/h) while darting aggressively from one lane to another, with a pack of five or six other cars in hot pursuit. "He was driving in a careless, reckless fashion," Councilman Dennis Zine told Reuters. "Just because he's a celebrity doesn't mean he can endanger life and property," said Zine, a 40-year veteran of the Los Angeles Police Department who is still registered as an LAPD reserve officer. Neither Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, nor his record label publicist, Melissa Victor, was immediately available for comment. But Braun was quoted by celebrity news website TMZ as calling Zine "a councilman looking for a headline". Zine bristled at the comment, saying the CHP had received 911 calls from about 10 other motorists reporting the speeding freeway cars. "Their client needs to mature," Zine said. Highway Patrol spokesperson Gomez said police were still investigating the incident. "We're trying to obtain information with regard to the paparazzi so we can look into other violations that occurred as a result of their actions," he said. Bieber, who has professed a determination to maintain a squeaky-clean image, has had run-ins with the paparazzi before. In May the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department was investigating a complaint that the cherubic-faced vocalist had roughed up a man - identified by TMZ as a celebrity photographer - who was taking pictures of him at a suburban shopping centre.

I shot my PC.

Hi guys
Sorry for not blogging the past few days. My PC decided to stop working last Thursday, so I had to take it outside and shoot it.
Hopefully I'll be blogging when I get it back tonight.
Please use this time to look at the old posts that I have put up as I want to start removing some old ones.
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