Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Introducing The Flask Tie

 Are you tired of being that boring old bastard at the office, or, just damn right fed up with the crappy day job you are stuck with? Look no further than the revolutionary FLASK TIE… My buddy sent me this and I thought I have to share it with you guys that are unlucky enough to wear suits to work on a daily basis!

It’s pretty much a camel pack for suits! This stylish necktie comes with a secret container that allows one to fill it with booze, their favorite beverage or any other liquid that you heart desires. Just don’t put any shroom drops or LSD in there, else your work day might go from bad to f*cking disastrous!!!

Innovative Flask Tie features built-in drinking valve, simply “bite and sip”. Perfect necktie for office workers. Wear it to parties, concerts, weddings, and other formal occasions. Discrete flask is washable and removable. Fashion statement of thirst quenching proportions. Easy Hydration.

Now the question remains, how do we get our hands on these in South Africa?

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