Saturday, 29 December 2012

Sexiest girl of the week is Sammie Pennington

The Sexiest girl of the week award goes to Sammie Pennington

Mmmmm. Sammie Pennington. Or should that be Felicity Funbags? Back in the day, when this brunette babe was discovered she said that if she ever became a porn star, that would be her name.

Since first showing a grateful world her perfect 32Es, Sammie went on to be a ZOO & FHM regular, with her stunning looks and brilliant potty-mouth also landing her plenty of (rude) TV work. Not that she forgot to pop back now and then for another trouser-troubling magazine shoot!

Over the years, Sammie has pulled off some memorable stunts in the name of nudity - going without any clothes for 24-hours, fulfilling every red-blooded Englishman's fantasy by posing in an England shirt and ever performing a sky-dive!

Follow this link bellow if you are alone.
Enjoy taking a look through Sammie's picture galleries and videos.

Funniest new years resolution advert I've seen so far.

This is for all of those who try to make new years resolutions that you never stick with.
If you are like this guy...sorry for you, staying in bed and dreaming of your sexy girlfriend might be much better than the real thing. lol
For the girl, all I can say is...sorry. how about another piece of chocolate cake.

Watch the video clip below or follow this link:

Thursday, 27 December 2012

Ugliest Santa poster I have ever seen.

Some say this is the time to be jolly , some say this is the time to be merry...
But this is by far the scariest & ugliest Santa poster I have ever seen.
I think this is the Santa that comes to your house if you were a girl or boy.
Scaring the $hit out of little kids.

Tuesday, 25 December 2012

This is the worst Christmas Dinner mistranslated menu items

Anyone for crap eggs with a side of nausea sauce? Hilarious mistranslated menu items that definitely won't whet your appetite.

Who's in the mood for some crap eggs with bamboo flavor? How about some half grilled chicken & herpes or the car hit cheese bacon mushroom face? Here are some hilarious menu items, mostly from East Asian countries, that got lost in translation. 
Laugh as you read and try not to lose your lunch thinking about them too hard.

Friday, 21 December 2012

Drunk Santa in Parking-lot does it again.

Yes, just when you think you have seen it all, we do it again.
Or should I say...Drunk Santa in Parking-lot does it again.
Check out this hilarious clip of a drunk Santa that brought some ho ho ho to more than just Xmas.
Have a merry Xmas & don't end up like this Santa.

And there lies the "stink mouse dog" lol

Thursday, 20 December 2012

sexiest girl of the week - Lara Stone

Sexiest girl of the week award goes to Lara StoneJust because she can....

Having dominated catwalks, covers and campaigns over the past 12 months, the magnificent Mrs Walliams is this year's undisputed superstar supermodel. To celebrate, Mario Testino puts the face (and body) of 2011 into sharp focus for her award-winning shoot.

Check her out.

Proof that the world will not end on 21st Dec 2012

Some of you might me preparing yourself for the end of the world, but maybe the Mayans were wrong about the date.

Read more about the facts and fiction and decide for yourself.

Sunday, 16 December 2012

Sexiest girl of the week - Emily Atack

The sexiest girl award is a bit late this week, but as they say..better late than never.So the award goes to Emily Atack.

Emily Atack- Star of The Inbetweeners, as well as April’s FHM cover girl, and officially FHM’s 10th sexiest woman in the world an worthy of getting the award this week.

Friday, 14 December 2012

Frightening people is a funny business.

Check out these hilarious photos of actors fooling about on the sets of some classic horror movies.

The most famous horror movies scare the living daylights out of the audience with spine tingling scenes that live long in the memory - especially when the lights go out.
No matter how many times we are told that it is simply a film, a piece of entertainment, classic chiller's like Jaws can stop us getting into the water or in the case of Stephen King's 'It' make children's clown's petrifying.
However, the terror is only committed onto film and when the camera's stop rolling as these behind-the-scenes pictures show, the film stars and their crew relax and joke in unexpected and hilarious ways.

Director Steven Spielberg sits in the mouth of the great white shark from his 1975 movie 'Jaws'. The film was his first summer blockbuster and the highest grossing film of all time (at that time). It was #1 at the box office for 14 consecutive weeks

A funny outtake from 1978's 'Halloween'

Sissy Spacek (right) covered in blood for the final scene of the 1976 horror 'Carrie'. The horror film is directed by Brian De Palma and written by Lawrence D. Cohen, based on the novel Carrie by Stephen King.

Linda Blair has her make-up touched up during the filming of 1973's 'The Exorcist

Anthony Hopkins takes a moment between takes during the filming of 1991's 'Silence of the Lambs'

Leonardo DiCaprio (left) and a prop from 'Critters 3' in 1991. It is the third installment of the Critters series, the sequel to Critters and Critters 2 and Leonardo DiCaprio's film debut

Boris Karloff in 1970s 'Frankenstein

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

#redbullflugtag at Waterfront CT

This weekend I went to see what the redbullflugtag was all about.
It all started back in 1992 when Redbull decided it would be a cool marketing campaign getting the public involved to create their own "airoplane" or should I say self-propelled "thingemegig with wings", then get them to jump of a 6meter platform and see how far you can glide before falling into the ocean. 
200 000 spectators and 41 teams...
Needless to say it is not about who beats the world record of 69meters, but rather about the team spirit and how awesome and funny some of those "ufo's" really are.
The endless creativity displayed, combined with the engineering of a mad scientist with a jigsaw is a dangerous combination, but a must see.
I am sure that allot of you also attended the event on Sunday, burning to a crisp and ending up looking like a lobster.
I stood my ground fighting the summer sun for 7h before eventually giving in and leave my spot to have a cold beer.
It was worth it.
Here are some of the shots.

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Thursday, 6 December 2012

Sexiest girl of the week - Kelly Brook

Sexiest girl of the week award goes to Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons- 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress, entrepreneur, and television presenter.
Brook was in a seven-year relationship with actor Jason Statham, until 2004. Brook met American actor Billy Zane while filming thriller Survival Island in Greece in 2004. Brook and Zane were engaged to be married in the summer of 2008 and acquired a house in Kent, but Brook postponed the wedding upon the death of her father in November 2007. The couple split in April 2008 and briefly got back together before ending their relationship in August 2008.

Brook has been dating Thom Evans since December 2010.

Brook is an animal lover and posed nude with her body painted in scales for the "Whose Skin Are You In?" campaign by PETA

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Here is something you must look at. Stylemology

Finally, after almost 2 years of hard work it is all coming together!
South Africa online shopping store has now opened in Australian with some great local products as well as the best in international fashion. It’s well worth a look. Check out what they have to offer for both guys and girls.


Also check out the video clip.
Here's the link. 

Monday, 3 December 2012

Lady Gaga Concert and she went wild on her SA Safari

Lady Gaga Concert will probably be amazing tonight. Fortunately I have some biltong at home, so I will not be going to the Cape Town concert.

On Friday Gaga became the first solo female artist to perform a concert at the FNB Stadium, putting on a two and half hour concert for approximately 65 000 screaming fans. 
At one point during her Johannesburg show, Gaga told the crowd: "I am not an alien, I am not a woman, I am not a man, I am not a creature of your government, South Africa. I am you!"
The controversial singer has been the subject of protests by the South African Council of Churches who marched to the department of Arts and Culture in Pretoria, saying they are worried about the "destructive impact" Lady Gaga can have on South Africa's youth.

I wonder what will she be wearing on stage in Cape Town?
After her Safari game drive last week, I think she decided to leave the meat dress at home.

And Safari?

Lady Gaga shared pics on Twitter of her roaming with lions while on safari in South Africa, and raved about her experience performing in Johannesburg.
The 26-year-old pop queen is in South Africa for her first tour here and showed her wild side by getting close to a pride of lions in the wild.
"SAFARI PICTURE: in this photo I'm about 10 feet from 13 lions, 2 cubs. I spent about 30 minutes w them and took a nap!" she tweeted on Saturday.
In the pic, Gaga – whose real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta – can be seen wearing a sunhat with the top removed to accommodate her high ponytail.
"& yes I cut a hole in my bush hat so my pony could stick out," she later told her nearly 32 million followers. "#SafariBarbie #Glambi my scarf was a gift from the Princess of Monaco, thanku!"

Sunday, 2 December 2012

My 1962 Porsche Project OR 1980's Cafe Racer Project

For too long have my Porsche been standing, not doing anything to it since winter started. Undercover, shame. 
I started stripping it to restore it from the chassis up. 
Obviously it is a bit difficult to find suppliers here in Cape Town for some custom parts I need, looks like JHB is the place to get them from.
So after stripping it to about 90% and working my way up again, and then again stripping the wiring out and getting rid of the non SABS windscreen, winter started. Always something more to do.

Photos of stripping, stripping and more stripping.

It is now at 90% complete again. And as I said ... for a good couple of months just standing under cover.
Now I want to strip it down again and do a proper job, but "APPARENTLY" I am not allowed to work on my car where I live. I guess I need a double garage where I can make lots of noise. :(
Now I am a bit stuck and don't know if I should keep it or sell it and start working on something new.

This is what I want it to look like when finished.

This is what it look like now. (without the gauges & windscreen)

If I keep it, it will have tostand for a year or two and just move onto something smaller for now. Like a 1980's cafe racer.
Small enough to work on and I do not need x2 bays for working.
x2 Friends of mine have the same idea and I've been doing some research and found the donor bike I want and what it will look like when finished.

CX500 donor bike
CB650 donor bike

A couple of $ & loads of sweat later and .... Magic!
1980 Cafe Racer
OR something like this, (without the cockpit fairing)

So what do you think I should do?
Post your comments please.