I thought it was very funny.
Reading this made me look around and I swear that the person that wrote this was sitting in the restaurant checking out the scene and just wrote down what he experienced.
Yes the waitress did have nice legs.
I did not order the duck.
The table did not smell like old people, but there were about 50 old people sitting all around me.
Made me feel like I was in an old age home having Sunday lunch.
You could smell the seals, not seaweed. But I ordered a beer.
The hostess looked more like a pirate, she had one eye that kept on looking at me while talking to my wife.
Other thank that the service and food was great.
Bellow is a picture I took from another restaurant the day before, The weather was not so good that day.