Municipality fail us again

Ag nee man...Municipality fail us again.

I Don't understand this government of ours, why do they need so many staff to do one simple job? Maybe they are training them. Maybe they must rather go and sweep the streets.

Lady Gagga inspired Grace Jones to show up at Jubilee concert with hoola hoop?

WTF was she thinking?

Jamaican singer Grace Jones performs with a hula hoop during the Diamond Jubilee concert in front of Buckingham Palace in London June 4, 2012. Large crowds gathered on the grand red road leading to Queen Elizabeth's sumptuous London palace on Monday for the pop concert on the third day of her Diamond Jubilee to celebrate her 60 years on the throne.

This Auntie is lekker Zef!

Next time you are in a plane, flying to where ever and there is a drunk granny sitting behind you, you better not tune her, because she might plant you one in the face. Check this Zef granny went bossies and moered the guy that tuned her, so they had to turn the plane around. 
Now she's got to pay the cost of the flight returning to where it took off from.


 A grandmother who punched a passenger in the face during a drunken air rage incident on a Qantas flight to New Zealand has avoided jail, but will have to compensate the airline for its costs in turning the flight around.
Frances Macaskill, 58, was fined $3500 and sentenced to four months jail suspended for two years.
Magistrate Luisa Bazzani said Macaskill's behaviour had been "appalling" and some passengers on board the plane would have felt particularly vulnerable.

Ms Bazzani said if she reoffended, she could expect to be jailed.
The magistrate granted a request from Qantas for restitution from Macaskill of $18,245, the cost to the airline for the flight having to return to Melbourne because of the grandmother's drunken behaviour.
Macaskill, from Perth, had pleaded guilty in the Melbourne Magistrates Court to one charge of offensive and disorderly behaviour on board an aircraft and one charge of assault over the air rage incident.
She had faced a maximum penalty of two years jail and a $5500 fine.
Macaskill had been in seat 8F on board Qantas flight QF37 bound for Wellington at 9.20am last Saturday when she began to disrupt the flight by yelling profanities at other passengers and the air crew.

Commonwealth prosecutor Lauren Gurry said the air crew had observed Macaskill, a retired nurse, drinking alcohol she had bought duty free at Melbourne International Airport before boarding the plane.
Macaskill began punching the seats in front of her and ignored orders from the air crew to stop.
When a male passenger sitting in seat 7E next to his wife asked Macaskill to be quiet, she stood up and punched him with a closed fist to the right side of the face, causing a 6cm cut and heavy bleeding.
Macaskill was restrained by the cabin crew with the help of the victim and placed in flexi cuffs before being moved to an empty seat at the rear of the aircraft.
But when she continued to yell profanities and repeatedly headbutted the seat in front of her, the crew used three child seatbelts attached together to strap Macaskill across the shoulders to the seat to stop her from injuring herself.

The captain by this stage had had enough and decided at about 10am to return to Melbourne because of Macaskill's behaviour.
Federal police who arrested Macaskill said she was swearing loudly, slurring her words and was suffering the effects of alcohol.
Macaskill claimed she had no memory of what had happened and was shocked and appalled by what she had done.

Ms Gurry said today that Macaskill had been involved in a similar incident on a Virgin Airlines flight on April 29 last year when she was fined for being offensive and disorderly and smoking on the flight.
Ms Bazzani said if Macaskill lived in Victoria she would have recommended she be assessed and treated for alcohol abuse.

Clowns & magic shows

Back in the day (1980's) it was cool to have clowns at your birthday party ,but I fond this add on gumtree today. It scared the $h!t out of me. 

I don't know why, but I have this thing about clown, maybe it's because it's old fat men with makeup and wigs blowing balloons. That's not right.

Let me put it this way. I have a 4y old daughter and I often go with her and mommy to kids birthday parties, but if I rock up at your kids party and see a clown there you'll be (as this add says) astound and amazed.

WTF 

I know everyone try to make a buck, but really ...really.

PS. I've blurred his contact number, just in case you guys wanted to book him for my next party.

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Zuma ,Brett Murray & Zapiro, hier kom nog groot k@k.

Today I received another one of those Zapiro pictures via email & thought it was k@k funny. The strangest thing ,if you study everything said in the cartoon,you will realize that it is all true. What is a country with out freedom of speech and where you can not make fun of the comedy that is our government and ministers, they are a joke. I mean it is 2012 and after Cosatu literally stoned and tazered the DA members ,you would think that our president will be more worried about the state of his country than his reputation. (maybe he must try to lead by example) When bill Clinton had an affair ,the world judged him and he was considered to be scum of the earth and his reputation went down as easily as Monica did on him. 

Now all these artists are being told they are "racist" (I think that is the only fkn thing they can think of to use against them) I say that you can only be racist if you have a problem with all other races except your own.

How can Zapiro  & Brett Muray be racist if they love Chinese?

Is Freedom of speech & the right to express yourself not in our constitution?

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The Avengers - is Awesome!

I went to the movies with an old friend today to go watch Avengers. I was not sure what to expect from this movie ,as most super-hero movies are cool, but it lacks good dialogue & a good story line. Most of the time you are so confused as to what is happening, but 10 min into the movie it is as predictable as a fart after having too much chilies..... That is never a good thing.
Excited to finally go and see it (3D) and with an open mind I was pleasantly surprised that each character could play their part in this movie as an individual character and not just be in the movie to fill the part of another super hero required.
Now, I'm not going to give the movie away, but the story line towards the end was a bit of a ....o...aaa.. I told you so and ,yes the good guys will win the bad guy will not die. But one of the things that I loved about this action packed movie was the amount off great ass (by Scarlett Johansson & Cobie Smulders) and the funny things the characters say to each other throughout the movie.
I give this movie a 9 / 10. plus 1 for the girls in those great outfits.
Go and watch it, but rather go and watch it with a buddy as this is not so much a movie girls would enjoy, they would rather enjoy Snow White or The Vow.
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